Human Anatomy Enthusiast T-Shirts

A natural ratio, all too often dismissed by humankind

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Juggler vein.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

Anatomy.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

Medical Curiosities

The Ageing Process.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Very funny!'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'