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"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

Medical Curiosities

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

Our body parts