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"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

'Son, I think it's time that we had a little heart to heart talk!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Anatomy of a cat"

The Juggler vein.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Anatomy.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

'Very funny!'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."