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"I have a pain right here. I think it might be appendicitis."

Self help acupuncture

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"...it's another metal detector."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Body Systems

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Juggler vein.

Anatomy.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Very funny!'