Anatomy Amateur Gifts

"I have a pain right here. I think it might be appendicitis."

Self help acupuncture

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Anatomy.

The Juggler vein.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Medical Curiosities

'Very funny!'