Anatomy Artist Gifts

"Reproduction furniture."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

The Juggler vein.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

Traumatology.

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Medical Arts Building

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.