Anatomy Artist Gifts

"Reproduction furniture."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Body Systems

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Juggler vein.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

Traumatology.

You Are Here

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.