Anatomy Novice Gifts

Anatomy 101. No the "artery" does not have little paintings on it!

"First time pruning?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Today we learned to count to one.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Dog forced to return bone

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

My First Boat

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.