Learning Anatomy Gifts

Day one, medical shool: 'This is my elbow, this is my ass...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Body Systems

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'We don't know what this is called'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Introverted Chair

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Proctologists' Office Party Games