Learning Anatomy Gifts

Day one, medical shool: 'This is my elbow, this is my ass...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Body Systems

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'We don't know what this is called'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Introverted Chair

The Juggler vein.