Plant Novice Gifts

The not-so-living wall

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Today we learned to count to one.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

The garden lady.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'