Plant Geek Gifts

Pick your own organisms.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Bird Torture.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

"I've seen a tulip before."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"