Plant Geek Mugs

Pick your own organisms.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Bird Torture.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Watering Flowers