Plant Guru Gifts

"Joyce, stand well back. I'm going in with GrowBlast."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening#2

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'