Plant Expert Gifts

The Blue Palo Verde

The Velvet Mesquite

Ocotillo

The Pinon Pine

The Jeopardy of Progress

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Pull the udder one

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'