Plant Wizard Gifts

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Rose Garden

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Newton's Cradle Solar System

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Velvet Mesquite

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Plus $600 for delivery."