Plant-based Wizard Gifts

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'That plant food really works!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Animal Engineering Lab.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Leaf rake - wider than space

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

Vegan Voldemort

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

I brake for worms

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Dog helping scientist.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."