Plant-based Magician Gifts

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Clandestine Cuisine

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'It's a cookbook!'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Surprise!

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

"Gran makes everything from scratch."

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'