Plant-based Magician Prints

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Clandestine Cuisine

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'It's a cookbook!'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Gran makes everything from scratch."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

Surprise!

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'