Garden Magician Prints

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Hungry child

The Life of Pi

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'That plant food really works!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.