Garden Magician Pillows

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'That plant food really works!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Hot pot

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"