Musical Garden Magician Pillows

Hose Charmer

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

The Music Seed

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Caught in the Music

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"I lost the groove."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'