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Hose Charmer

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

The Music Seed

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Caught in the Music

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"I lost the groove."

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'