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Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Music Seed

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Ecological Therapy

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Planting Bird Seed.

Paving over the window-box

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

F. Chopin

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Football fan

Botanical violinist

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

Hipster Yard

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'