Musical Gardener Pillows

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

The Music Seed

Hardy Annuals

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Ecological Therapy

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Planting Bird Seed.

Paving over the window-box

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

F. Chopin

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Football fan

Hipster Yard

Clown watering his flowers.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Botanical violinist

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.