Garden Entertainer T-Shirts

A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.

"I told you this would be better than a bird feeder. Heh. I'll go brew some coffee."

Gardener doing the limbo

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Canape?

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Where are you going?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Beer Garden Kit

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'