Garden Whimsical T-Shirts

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Balloon Man

For the new gardener.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

Skyscrapers.

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

Hose Charmer

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"What the hell is all this?"

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

Cat watering catnip.

Organic Beans

Clowns tending lawn.

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Football Fan

Mouse and garden magazine

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