Gimmick Gardening Enthusiast T-Shirts

For the new gardener.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Square Yard

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Adam and eve do their laundry,

Redneck Flowerpot

Skyscrapers.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

The garden of Bedlam

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

"Drawing blood again?"

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

Football Fan

Cat watering catnip.

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'A few over here, please.'

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

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