Garden Whimsical Mugs

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

For the new gardener.

Balloon Man

Skyscrapers.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"What the hell is all this?"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Hose Charmer

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Mouse and garden magazine

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Volunteer

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

'A few over here, please.'

Cat watering catnip.

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Football Fan