Plant-based Guru Gifts

'This one was definitely a vegetarian.'

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

Positively Petersham

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Mulch madness"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"