Plant-based Pioneer Gifts

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

The vegetarian butcher.

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...who ever thought we could be replaced by a bean.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Say cheese.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"My wife and I are now practising vegans!"

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

"Do you have anything plant-based..?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Butcher shop +

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"How almond milk is made"

"I wasn't sure about veganism until I saw how much it inconvenienced my parents."

'New Barbeque.'

Vegetarian Butcher

Veggie Hall of Fame.

The early days of tofurkey.

Free Range Tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'It's the only lacto-vegan, ethical, organic menu I could find to fit our Christmas meal budget...'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'My compliments to the gardener.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"