Plant-powered Pioneer Gifts

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

Arctic Hothouse

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

Where we get veggie burgers

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Butcher shop +

Free Range Tofurkey.

Here's to Militant Apathy