Planting Pioneer Gifts

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"How is it gendered?"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'New Barbeque.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Some genetically engineered pig

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Arctic Hothouse

"How almond milk is made"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."