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Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"How is it gendered?"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'New Barbeque.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Some genetically engineered pig

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Arctic Hothouse

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Chelsea flower show sewage