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Some genetically engineered pig

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Raptures

GMOs: The Next Generation

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

The Rural Bidet...

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Arctic Hothouse

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Mystery tour comes to the farm.

"Is your business picking up?"

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"I've never seen the corn this bad."