Farming Pioneer T-Shirts

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"How is it gendered?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Some genetically engineered pig

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Arctic Hothouse

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Which one's mine?!"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'