Pasture Pioneer T-Shirts

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Some genetically engineered pig

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Brown cow

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

Chelsea flower show sewage

Sheep

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Will work for grass

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."