Pasture Daydreamer T-Shirts

'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Raptures

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Migrating cows.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Just another day at Helium Farm

Even cows get the blahs....

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head