Pasture Daydreamer T-Shirts

'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Your grass looks great."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."