Pasture Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

Hay-loes

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

I love my Uke.

Lei-ing Hens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Football fan

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

COW. JUST COW.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Aloha!

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Your grass looks great."

Sheep

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Brown cow

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"