Pasture Seeker T-Shirts

'What is it Uddie? Have you found some new pastures?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."