Pasture Walker T-Shirts

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

We need a longer selfie stick.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"