Pasture Walker Mugs

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

We need a longer selfie stick.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

COW. JUST COW.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'