Pasture Ponderer Mugs

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Bloomin' moths!

'At least we're easily satisfied.'

Sheep

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"So. . . what have you been doing all day. . . ?"

Will work for grass

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Jim's Mowing Services

Sheep farmer

Sorry, but I have needs!

Is there life after digestion?

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Interconnecting grass

"Your grass looks great."

Don't kid yourself. You're as much a prisoner here as I am.

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field?

"They've just got a better grade of grass over there!"

"That's why we never stop eating the grass."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'White meat or dark?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Down On the Farm