Pasture Explorer Mugs

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Just in time

Car Journey.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!