Pasture Explorer Pillows

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Car Journey.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Just in time

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

COW. JUST COW.

Shepherd

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.