Pasture Seeker Mugs

'What is it Uddie? Have you found some new pastures?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Brown cow

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"Your grass looks great."