Pasture Lover Mugs

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

Hey, I was gonna eat right there! Mom!!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Cow Blue Arrows

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The Speculators

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Cornucopia

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Ranch Dressing

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'