Pasture Lover Gifts

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Cow Blue Arrows

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

The Speculators

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Cornucopia

Ranch Dressing

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

COW. JUST COW.

Shepherd

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!