Pasture Pals Gifts

I've turned to the darkside!

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Man with broken leg in cast.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"How many letters can you read?"

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Even cows get the blahs....

Be a friend.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Brown cow

'Oh no, they're back!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Jack Russell?"

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'