Pest Pals Gifts

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"How many letters can you read?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath

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Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"