Pasture Pal Gifts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

'She's got a temperature of 104, hiccups, a bad cough, a touch of mastitis. Now the bad news. . .'

'Geesh, Betty, your grazing is really off today!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Bubble Gum Farms.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'