Pasture Party Goer Gifts

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow Pollen

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

French Animal Noises.

Ham-Dram

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

Shepherd

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Even cows get the blahs....

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

Sheep

Brown cow

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"I think we're getting to that age where all of our friends are having kids so they can leave parties earlier."

"He likes his bones smoked."

I've turned to the darkside!

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"